latest adventure
I went hunting again, this time for deer. I loved it. Shot two dear. Yes, I enjoyed pulling the guts out. It was like biology class. I wish Jason had been there. We could have been like, "Look, at the liver just fall right out when I cut through the diaphragm!" Or, "So that's what a punctured lung looks like!"
Lots of people told me shooting my first deer and looking into its dying eyes would be tramatic. I knew it wouldn't be. And it wasn't. I did have fun playing with the deer before rigor mortis set in, though.
Next up - wild hog and spring turkey.
Now I have a good reason to go to Cabela's.
7 Comments:
"Lots of people told me shooting my first deer and looking into its dying eyes would be tramatic. I knew it wouldn't be. And it wasn't."
Classic. Nice score Ben.
12:00 PM
Callous insensitivity to animal rights = the Texan way.
12:01 PM
"lots of people told me shooting my first deer and looking into its dying eyes would be tramatic. I knew it wouldn't be. And it wasn't"
Heartless bastard.
1:59 PM
You guys are hilarious.
Seriously, though, I had a lot of fun. I am forced to look for more adult sports now that my injured knee signals the weather and old age is creeping up on me.
Pretty soon I'll be playing raquetball.
2:05 PM
You got to disect a deer? Lucky. I don't know if I've ever disected anything larger than a fetal pig. After disecting a fetal pig, I could see not being tramatized by shooting a deer. Anyway, thanks for keeping me updated on stuff I'm missing out on.
3:53 PM
"After disecting a fetal pig, I could see not being tramatized by shooting a deer."
Heartless bastard.
10:02 PM
Jason, well you don't have to miss out on it. You could start a shooting club after you finish your marathon kick. Or you could just move down here. Did I just say that?
9:16 PM
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