Not an Everyday Occurence

Today Jared, yes Jared, was accused, to a police officer, of purchasing and using crack. During one of the routine investigations of our neighbor's house, when 6 or 7 police cars line up outside the neighbor's house once a week of so (Everybody has these, right?), one of our neighbors decided that Jared would be a good person to accuse of purchasing crack from him. I can imagine that the discussion went something like this.

"Did you or did you not steal that money?"
"No man, that dude's on crack."
"Do you mean the pastor next door?"
"Yeah man, Jared, he buys from me."
"Do you mean the pastor next door?"
"Yeah"
"So you are telling me that you sell crack to the pastor next door?"
"Umm, yeah?"

Let's just say that our neighbor, who we know pretty well, isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.